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    April 03

    NUEVOS chistes de ayer y hoy

    Sí, deja de frotarte los ojos, lo que ves es correcto, no son un puñado de bits defectuosos: he vuelto a poner unos chistes en este mi espacio para disfrute (o no) del personal. Sigo recordando que reir es sano, y escuchando a Alex Ubago nadie ha salido de sus depresiones.
     
    Suben dos tios en un ascensor, pregunta el uno:
    ¿Que Piso?
    Responde el otro: Mi Pie
     
    Un profesor dice:
    -Que levanten la mano los que se masturben.
    Nadie levanta la mano, entonces el profesor dice:
    -No hay por que tener verguenza.
    Entonces dice un alumno:
    -Es que si levantamos la mano se nos corta la paja.
     
    Dos amigos hablando:
    - Oye, a ti te gustan las almejas con limon?
    - Si, pero mi mujer dice que le escuece...
     
    Un amigo le pregunta a otro:
    Oye, ¿tu mujer folla contigo por amor o por interés?
    A lo que responde:
    Debe ser por amor, porque interés pone muy poco.
     
     

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